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500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:49 pm
by fallenangel
In this post u post a way u can get kicked out of target
Rules:
-number ur way
-no inappropriate ways
-only one per post
-try to get the list to 500
1)start screaming the death note theme while taking a dump in the middle of the shelves
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:57 pm
by Tomatha
Sounds like a bad version of the game "How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart."
Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:14 pm
by itblobboy
3: Bring a boom box in, put it on full volume, and start doing the robot in front of skim milk to some dubstep.
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:40 pm
by fallenangel
4) dress sibling up as pikachu and have them yell piii Kaaa chuuuuu and at that moment cut the power
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:42 pm
by itblobboy
5: Pee in the orange juice.
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:48 pm
by fallenangel
6)bring a Walmart cart into target
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:46 pm
by Seta
7) Take their cooking merchandise out of the package and find a place to plug it in somewhere in the store then make yourself a burger
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:55 pm
by fallenangel
Fall asleep in the dressing rooms
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
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Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:04 am
by itblobboy
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:00 am
by Seta
9)Break into the room with the loudspeaker, turn it in on and use it to ask everyone in the store
"You know who else shouldn't be in the loudspeaker room?", Then shout "MY MOM!" with the use of the loudspeaker.
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:16 am
by Naruto
10) Put Gatorade/Powerade into a liquid dishwasher bottle and then start chugging it while making hip thrusts towards the security guard.
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:56 am
by SOUL_SLAYER
11: go there high or drunk and when the loudspeaker comes on for any reason yell as loud as possible:
GOD HAS SPOKEN!
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:59 am
by itblobboy
12: Throw mayonnaise jars at all the glass windows as hard as you can.
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:10 am
by HadesRules
13. Bring in one white girl, and one black girl. Bribe the black girl for some KoolAid, and the white girl an iPhone. Play a Mileyy Cyrus song, and make them twerk on the fruit stands
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:13 am
by Seta
14) Sneak into the bathrooms with a team of your friends in each toilet of each bathroom set off cherrybombs
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:01 am
by HadesRules
15. Steal a tank. Destroy the foundation of a Target building by running it down.
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:07 am
by Mariofan1
Walk in naked and doing the dougie
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
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Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:09 am
by Prostatus5
16:Take a dump in a bag, put it in the cart, and bring it to the checkout line and say to them ive got a bag full of poop.
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:23 am
by Lu-Bu
17: Steal the Video games and Try to take a Xbox 360 or 3ds. They really Protect that stuff i went to a target and they had cops all over the 3ds
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:35 am
by Seta
18) Take paper cups, sugar, flavored drink mixes, and bottled water cases off of the shelves then start a lemonade stand in the middle of the store
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:20 am
by itblobboy
20 (You guys ignored mario completely because he didn't bother to number his, which is his fault)...
get a large group of friends and have you all try to buy one of the entire shelves. Literally just carry the entire shelf out. Pull the nails out and everything.
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:13 am
by fallenangel
21) shout the walmartians are coming the walmartians are coming
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
Posted:
Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:22 am
by Seta
22) Ask to talk to the manager and when you see him/her take a glove out of your pocket or off of your hand and use it to slap him/her with it and say "i challenge you to a duel" as you pull out a deck of Yugioh cards
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
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Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:43 am
by fallenangel
Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target
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Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:43 am
by Lu-Bu