500 ways to get kicked out of target

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500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby fallenangel » Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:49 pm

In this post u post a way u can get kicked out of target

Rules:
-number ur way
-no inappropriate ways
-only one per post
-try to get the list to 500

1)start screaming the death note theme while taking a dump in the middle of the shelves
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Tomatha » Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:57 pm

Sounds like a bad version of the game "How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart."

Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby itblobboy » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:14 pm

3: Bring a boom box in, put it on full volume, and start doing the robot in front of skim milk to some dubstep.
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby fallenangel » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:40 pm

4) dress sibling up as pikachu and have them yell piii Kaaa chuuuuu and at that moment cut the power
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby itblobboy » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:42 pm

5: Pee in the orange juice.
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby fallenangel » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:48 pm

6)bring a Walmart cart into target
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Seta » Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:46 pm

7) Take their cooking merchandise out of the package and find a place to plug it in somewhere in the store then make yourself a burger
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby fallenangel » Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:55 pm

Fall asleep in the dressing rooms
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby itblobboy » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:04 am

fallenangel wrote:Fall asleep in the dressing rooms


Hah, good one.

8: Ask the manager to get yourself kicked out of Target, of course.
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Seta » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:00 am

9)Break into the room with the loudspeaker, turn it in on and use it to ask everyone in the store

"You know who else shouldn't be in the loudspeaker room?", Then shout "MY MOM!" with the use of the loudspeaker.
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Naruto » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:16 am

10) Put Gatorade/Powerade into a liquid dishwasher bottle and then start chugging it while making hip thrusts towards the security guard.
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby SOUL_SLAYER » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:56 am

11: go there high or drunk and when the loudspeaker comes on for any reason yell as loud as possible:

GOD HAS SPOKEN!
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby itblobboy » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:59 am

12: Throw mayonnaise jars at all the glass windows as hard as you can.
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby HadesRules » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:10 am

13. Bring in one white girl, and one black girl. Bribe the black girl for some KoolAid, and the white girl an iPhone. Play a Mileyy Cyrus song, and make them twerk on the fruit stands
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Seta » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:13 am

14) Sneak into the bathrooms with a team of your friends in each toilet of each bathroom set off cherrybombs
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby HadesRules » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:01 am

15. Steal a tank. Destroy the foundation of a Target building by running it down.
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Mariofan1 » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:07 am

Walk in naked and doing the dougie
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Prostatus5 » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:09 am

16:Take a dump in a bag, put it in the cart, and bring it to the checkout line and say to them ive got a bag full of poop. :lol:
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Lu-Bu » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:23 am

17: Steal the Video games and Try to take a Xbox 360 or 3ds. They really Protect that stuff i went to a target and they had cops all over the 3ds
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Seta » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:35 am

18) Take paper cups, sugar, flavored drink mixes, and bottled water cases off of the shelves then start a lemonade stand in the middle of the store
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby itblobboy » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:20 am

20 (You guys ignored mario completely because he didn't bother to number his, which is his fault)...

get a large group of friends and have you all try to buy one of the entire shelves. Literally just carry the entire shelf out. Pull the nails out and everything. :lol:
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby fallenangel » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:13 am

21) shout the walmartians are coming the walmartians are coming
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Seta » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:22 am

22) Ask to talk to the manager and when you see him/her take a glove out of your pocket or off of your hand and use it to slap him/her with it and say "i challenge you to a duel" as you pull out a deck of Yugioh cards
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby fallenangel » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:43 am

Seta wrote:22) Ask to talk to the manager and when you see him/her take a glove out of your pocket or off of your hand and use it to slap him/her with it and say "i challenge you to a duel" as you pull out a deck of Yugioh cards



23)climb to the top of a shelf and jump from shelf to shelf
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Re: 500 ways to get kicked out of target

Postby Lu-Bu » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:43 am

Seta wrote:22) Ask to talk to the manager and when you see him/her take a glove out of your pocket or off of your hand and use it to slap him/her with it and say "i challenge you to a duel" as you pull out a deck of Yugioh cards

I laughed so hard i fell. 24: Throw Poke balls at pepole and say YES I CAUGHT A MEW 2 Or Just Hit pepole with a hammer (The plush Toy one's). Climbing shelf to shelf Would be awesome I would pretend to be Spiderman
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