The Original Sentence Continuation Game Reborn!

[LightningsFury]

I've noticed the fact that the in the forums reside no active, off-topic forum games. Back in the day, forum games were my favourite part of my forum experience, a large majority of my 700 post count over the span of a few years is fully contributed to off-topic and forum games. My favourite of this genre of forum game has to be the sentence continuation game due to the fact of how random, weird and in-depth this forum game can go. My love for this game can simply be expressed by the fact that the sentence continuation game by Kurumi with 50 posts and 16 pages is my most posted thread on the forums; I just loved it! So due to this I thought that I should revive this post with a fresh start.
Here is the quote from Kurumi's old sentence continuation game:

This is a game where someone will right an unfinished sentence then the next person will continue the sentence but will still leave it unfinished and the next person who comments will do the same.
Example:
comment 1: I was born in...
comment 2: New mexico then...
comment 3: I got chased by aliens because...

-I'd just like to mention that it's totally okay to post multiple times. I mean even I do it.
-Just as soon as someone else comments.

Pretty self-explanatory what the objective of this game is.
I would like to add an extra rule; if somebody tries to end the sentence and start a new one, please ignore their post and continue the post before that one.
Thanks

Let's start:
One day, a noob was trying to buy a pet for 55k when....

Good luck everyone and have fun!

[fuktighår]

Lightnings_Fury jumped in and started to advertise his server and...

[LightningsFury]

then mi74 thought it to be a good idea to start developing his own communist server but suddenly...

[isa467]

then mi74 thought it to be a good idea to start developing his own communist server but suddenly...

Lightning fury hacked his IP and...

[LightningsFury]

Isanub467 took the opportunity to make himself a sig but while doing so coke came and....

[isa467]

Isanub467 took the opportunity to make himself a sig but while doing so coke came and....

banded lightning for being a nub however...

[incognito]

coke forgot how to and went on CreationCharacter

[isa467]

coke forgot how to and went on CreationCharacter

But then it turned out lightning fury hacked Creation Character so...

[incognito]

he called his friend robby

[Sinister_Diablo]

he called his friend robby

Who did nothing because lightning fury was a P2W

[isa467]

However lightning fury soon stopped being a p2w and...

[LightningsFury]

However lightning fury soon stopped being a p2w and...

found out he was never p2w and was lied to his entire life and was actually a pure f2p player so he went and celebrated by....

[isa467]

However lightning fury soon stopped being a p2w and...

found out he was never p2w and was lied his entire life and was actually a pure f2p player so he went and celebrated by....

Going to the corner shop and spending all his money on the small 5p sweets however...

[LightningsFury]

he noticed that the majority of helmet heroes players were not from Britain so in enragement of being scammed, he transformed into itblobboy and...

[isa467]

he noticed that the majority of helmet heroes players were not from Britain so in enragement of being scammed, he transformed into itblobboy and...

gave Lightning fury 10b on hh however...

[incognito]

He noticed that his 10b was the one he stole from Miso

[Sinister_Diablo]

He noticed that his 10b was the one he stole from Miso

So Miso exposed him on YouTube and he soon became depressed as his social life was ruined

[incognito]

itblobboy became a depressed fart

[isa467]

But lightning fury told him to join his hh discord server and...

[incognito]

He became a compressed fart

[isa467]

So then he went to the edge of a cliff and...

[HEROES_]

Started to piss...

[isa467]

But unfortunately he went too close to the edge and fell off however...

[lord_games]

he landed on a trampoline

[isa467]

But he then fell through it and...