Roast the Bezu above you

[Exposed]

As a counterpoint to the negativity of the "Roast the person above you" thread, how about you just roast Bezu?

Bezu isn't't above me. Oh no.

[Bezu]

You have your way with words, being only 14, I consider you a linguistic genius! I'm in no way ashamed to declare that I often resort to using online dictionaries/ re-read your well constructed sentences in order to digest them as I read your posts.

[Prostatus5]

You have your way with words, being only 14, I consider you a linguistic genius! I'm in no way ashamed to declare that I often resort to using online dictionaries/ re-read your well constructed sentences in order to digest them as I read your posts.

I respect the fact that you will not be ashamed to declare such a thing. That's difficult for people to do, because they don't want to be wrong. I make attempts at doing such things, but sometimes that whole human nature things kicks in and I have to lie. I like you (all the homo, that way people can't joke at it) for that.

[ImJustThatGuy]

You sir are a handsome man.

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I'M SO GOOD AT THIS

[lolman3o3]

You sir are a handsome man.

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I'M SO GOOD AT THIS

You're that guy.

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Now gimme a cookie

[None]

You sir are a handsome man.

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I'M SO GOOD AT THIS

You're that guy.

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Now gimme a cookie

You're that man. Lol.

[Exposed]

You have a nice avatar, and a nicer disposition. You're completely noncancerous, and one of the best members of the forum.

[Tralala69]

exposed is nice because he is nice

[itblobboy]

exposed is nice because he is nice

I'm okay with sometimes letting your superficial humor mask your deep rooted cancerous place in society.

[LoveNoThot]

Yay, I get to compliment you now. ^_^

You're pretty lit, bro. Back when I didn't know how to create a forum account, I remember looking through the forums and seeing your name come up a lot. I thought you were pretty cool and undoubtely smart. You were the first person to ever PM me on these forums - I was a bit disappointed with what you sent me.

From insulting me to making me mod on your chat, I can genuinely say that I'm really glad to have come across someone like you. :p Also, your insults are top notch, m8.

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shaddup, ik it sounds cheesy

[Lightning]

you have a cool helmet.
i want a helmet like that.
*anime gasp* SENPAI

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end me

don't worry about complimenting me because there's nothing to say about me
am a feking ball of cringey shit who inhales red mushrooms and bleach

[Exposed]

Nothing to say about you? I'd say you're nicer and more well spoken than a great deal of people I've met. Don't be so hard on yourself. You're not a "ball of cringey shit", you're anything but that.

[None]

You're good at exposing.

[DaviM12]

You're almost as good >: P

[Exposed]

You're good at... stuffs... and things...

Oh yeah, you're a narwhal! Those things are cute.

[Bezu]

Your linguistic skills are so great complementing you once about them wouldn't have done you justice.

[Exposed]

Similarly, your vocabulary is rather expansive as well, and I find that you use said vocabulary in an elegant and well-spoken manner.

[Bezu]

Oh why fuck you, even your complementing skills are charming!

[Exposed]

Fuck you in a similar manner, sir!

[Bezu]

Bezu ridiculously arrogant, believing himself to be hot shit while he actually just is that attention seeking self-consumed guy.

[Exposed]

Bezu is overly aggressive because Bezu thinks that everyone is calling him shit.

[Bezu]

OOG: Bezu was an incredibly smart cat, having a wit which, and I'm not exaggerating, compares with of humans. Not o
nly that, it also was very sensitive and you could feel how much it loved you with every bite it took off you and every stitch it caused you.
So to speak, no Bezu isn't shit you fuck.

[Exposed]

Bezu thinks that love mauling is a thing, while it actually isn't. Beau also apparently identifies with a cat.

So to speak, no I never said you are shit.

[Bezu]

Bezu thinks that love mauling is a thing, while it actually isn't. Beau also apparently identifies with a cat.

So to speak, no I never said you are shit.

/*OOG */
I beg for differ, you indeed related Bezu with a representative of shit; shit itself!
I also would like to hear out how love mauling is not a thing, even if between a human and a pet.
/* END of OOG */

Bezu is stupid enough to believe that being multilingual at an early age qualifies him to be a prodigy.
(Please change the thread title, bashing myself sucks)

[Exposed]

Perhaps Bezu should learn to speak one language well before he tries learning a second.

Love mauling is not a thing between anyone, unless it is. My logic is infallible, you cannot n any way beat this argument.

I fucking love you