Jokes!

by **ArnoldElfman** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:35 pm

BarrettM82A1 wrote:Q. What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

A. A houseboat

Is it funny because it really should be log(cabin)?

by **BarrettM82A1** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:08 am

ArnoldElfman wrote:
BarrettM82A1 wrote:Q. What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

A. A houseboat

Is it funny because it really should be log(cabin)?

Ah, but its log(cabin) + C
where C is the constant of integration, as you have to add it due to the fact that it is an antiderivative

i.e. a houseboat

Website · by **Konrad** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:12 am

BarrettM82A1 wrote:Ah, but its log(cabin) + C
where C is the constant of integration, as you have to add it due to the fact that it is an antiderivative

i.e. a houseboat

Even if everyone defines indefinite integrals' constants as C...

by **Contressa** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:18 am

Well, for any of you familiar with history #1 might make some sense.. This are kinda edgy jokes sooo, be warned!!!

1)Q) How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A) Zero.

Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns

Q: What do Ethiopians do at night?
A: They starve.

by **itblobboy** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:32 pm

http://ifunny.mobi/f/WN560In11

This is one of my favorites, whether its a joke or not doesn't matter though. Its funny.

by **Contressa** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:34 pm

Hahahah, i like it itblobboy. I also LOVEEEE ifunny, im on it every day for the features. I recommend it to everyone.

by **itblobboy** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:00 pm

I had some others bookmarked in the past but for some reason some of them stopped working and I had to delete them.

I had one with Sheldon quotes from The Big Bang Theory, and another that explains how to play rock paper scissors lizard Spock to name the ones based on The Big Bang Theory.

For the record, paper covers rock, rock smashes scissors, rock crushes lizard, Spock vaporizes rock, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, scissors amputates lizard, Spock crushes scissors, lizard poisons Spock, and, as it always has, scissors cuts paper.

by **Metalmorphosist** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:36 pm

What do you call a joke with no humor?

Answer: Crickets.

by **ArnoldElfman** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:01 pm

All the Canada related countries reminded me of this:
http://what-if.xkcd.com/53/
What would happen if all the water is drained from the earth?

by **tabofabo** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:10 pm

madchafer wrote:And heres my joke if its American version: (Meme Version)

O MAN Best joke ever
LMAO

by **Juanita** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:19 pm

well my mom and dad speak Spanish and I speak English when I was bored in Seattle so yea :roll:

I do speak Spanish :roll:

by **Alvisss15** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:32 pm

by **Lu-Bu** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:25 am

Not sure if thread is racist or filled with.....
Robby: banned and post removed
Besides from that Here is a joke
What do you get when you pepsi the rc coke ra then coke na it?

Spoiler: show

or what do you get when 2 Ritardo's make a baby

Spoiler: show