by madchafer » Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:36 am
*FLASHBACK TIME*
Back when I was still 13, I was a fat-ass boy, who dreamt of the teens doing sick flips on the television. I tried to do the flip where you have to run up a wall, and do a backflip. I went to the alleyway beside the apartment where my family of three lived in one floor. I warmed up at first, called up my buddies using the telephone to watch the event. I started running up the wall. But, adrenaline kicked in, and everything went slow, I saw the concrete ground, and I landed face first. Since I was too f*cking fat, my weight did the job, in breaking my spine, and my fingers, because I tried to break my fall. Stayed at the hospital bed for 2 months. Lucky my back wasn't deformed, or I would've looked like a hunchback.
Next try------
Was 16-17 years old that time. I tried to finish what I started, went to the same place where the accident happened. In the alleyway beside the apartment I lived. I had an advantage, since I lost weight in the past 3-4 years. I ran, accelerating as fast as I can. I slipped against the wall, since it had rained hardly yesterday. Landed on my back, got stunned. Went back up again, and for the second try. I did it! And results......I had a mild concussion behind my head, but it was worth it, since my crush noticed the video, where my classmate recorded the whole thing, also edited so that my first try couldn't be seen.
Final try------
Since I became an old sport, and hadn't enough exercise, I pictured the same flip in my mind, in my current age, subtracted by two. So it was two years ago, I couldn't go back to the spot where I did it, since that apartment burned down ages ago. I did it in my backyard. And great news! I went to hospital again. Just kidding....I chickened out, thats because I didn't like getting hurt again