by ArnoldElfman » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:47 pm
There were many stories worthy of the newsletter this past period so nobody feel slighted if your news piece isn't included.
In other news, Our Glorious Leader, Advisory Comptroller Gregore, turned level 100 recently. Many of us chipped in and got him 3 stat points to put toward the stat or stats of his choosing. Congratulations, Gregore!
This period has seen the introduction of several new category of job in Click to Talk.
Guardians is a group of guildmates tasked with keeping the guild secure. Need help to a tough to reach spot? Guardians. Having trouble in the pvp areas? Guardians. Frog stole your banana? Guardians. This group is led by the duo of Security Master Guardian brozangel and Security Vice-Master Guardian Sethlord2000. Current guardians are ryno29, Plantoid, and new the newly joined sissiepie333.
The Brigade of Yellow Hats "is an exciting initiative aimed at promoting the positive growth and development of troubled youth." This brigade, headed by Brigadier General Tanp, second in commanded by Specific General with Regard to Brigadier General Cam, is tasked with seeking out unpolished talent outside of the guild with the intent of polishing them up for possible admittance into the guild's ranks.
In BYH news, ryno29 has been moved from the Brigade to a more suitable spot in the Guardians.
Another new category of job is the Advancement Services and Brigade of Green Hats. This Brigade has a similar focus as the Yellow Hats Brigade but from within the guild's ranks. The officers in this Brigade are responsible for the fostering of growth in the youth of our guild. Experience Procurement Specialist and Ultra Commander of the Brigade of Green Hats pooface has taken the helm of this charge with the help of his Apprentice, nucklebunch, Head Arms Trainer, bud64, and apparently female Quarter Master, Vacant.
The Extracurricular Intermediaries is an exciting new group whose main focus is friendly intra-guild competition. This group is led by Head Coach Wazabi, who doubles as the Minister of French Affairs. Also pulling double duty is Intramural Advance Scout Vacant. The Mighty Champion so far in these games is NicoRobin! Also part of this group is Morale Improvement and Maintenance Coordinator socialite61.
Administrative Services are what really keep the guild together though. Led by Our Glorious Leader, Advisory Comptroller Gregore, this group is tasked with the administrative tasks nobody in their right minds would want to perform. Vacant is pulling triple duty with her 3rd title of Monsigneu Shepherding Internal Fidelity. The MSIF is responsible for ensuring compliance with Guild Policies, as well as for monitoring individual activity frequency. Any fights should be mediated by Conflict Management Motivation Mediator Freefall.
Last but certainly not least is the Public Relations and Marketing group. Now I'm going to let the readers in on a secret that you can't tell anybody, okay? Hades is a Super Secret Spy, For Real. Lead Diplomatic Viceroy is the title given to open. Yours truly, ArnoldElfman, is our Active Ombudsman, Radio Personality, and Newscaster Who Is Definitely Not GaryNewman So Stop Asking Already Because He Is A Different Guy And Not GaryNewman Or AORPANWIDNGSSAABHEIADGANGNOAFS For Short.
Members parting ways include LegacyPunisher and BrozAngel. BA is welcome to rejoin when coming back from sabbatical.
This periods member spotlight is all about Plantoid! Plantoid has had a rough run of life, what with his mom probably being a plant monster and his dad a robot. His heritage is only slightly more confusing that his fighting style. At level 31 he is half barbarian, half wizard, and fully awesome.
As always, I like to end the Click To Talk newsletter with a list of members and their current levels!
Gregore - 102
bud64 - 95
Wazabi - 52
socialite61 - 82
luffy123 - 37
open - 39
nucklebunch - 44
NicoRobin - 69
SteakandEggs - 27
Freefall - 51
Hades - 6
pooface - 134
ArnoldElfman - 41
BrokenLight - 9
sapak - 39
Tanp - 42
Plantoid - 31
Sethlord2000 - 45
Cam - 27
sissiepie333 - 30
wingsofdeathx - 35
XxMarvinxX - 43
ryno29 - 32