making rap songs about everyones name

[Bawss]

post your name and ill try to make a *cringeworthy* rap about it

[Lightning]

do a nice fresh cringey dank lit fam bro no chill lit dab about the name "pussydestroyer69".

[LoveNoThot]

Me pls thx

[Bawss]

do a nice fresh cringey dank lit fam bro no chill lit dab about the name "pussydestroyer69".

my name is pussy destroyer

number 69

destroyin all dat pussy
my destryer like a titanic
they all be lickin my tip

she said she want the kush
but she had no money so she gave me da pussy

[Bawss]

Me pls thx

my name is love no thot

i dont fuck wit thots
and i aint jello



i cant think of anything else

[Lightning]

do a nice fresh cringey dank lit fam bro no chill lit dab about the name "pussydestroyer69".

my name is pussy destroyer

number 69

destroyin all dat pussy
my destryer like a titanic
they all be lickin my tip

she said she want the kush
but she had no money so she gave me da pussy

mMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice m8

[LoveNoThot]

she said she want the kush
but she had no money so she gave me da pussy

It would sound a tiny bit better if you said "puss" instead.

and i aint jello

Where did you get jello from?

[Tralala69]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[SinisterPotatoe]

This sounds like it'll be awesome. Write one about me. XD

[Exposed]

I cringed so fucking hard

Do me

Please

[Bawss]

I cringed so fucking hard

Do me

Please

i will expose your bitch
and put her on all the porn sites
i ruin all the lives of people that fuck wit me

[Bawss]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i smoke all da kush
i be like tralala
ma homies call me smoke
cuz i smoke all da kush

[0Pursuited]

I cringed so fucking hard

Do me

Please

i will expose your bitch
and put her on all* the porn sites
i ruin all the lives of people that fuck wit me

[Bawss]

I cringed so fucking hard

Do me

Please

i will expose your bitch
and put her on all* the porn sites
i ruin all the lives of people that fuck wit me

i ate a doughnut
i arrested a man
he said fuck you
i said "get persuited bitch"
and then i went back to get some extra doughnuts

Spoiler: show

i cant think of anything else to say

[Prostatus5]

Do me, just don't make it garbage.

Ooh killem.

[Bawss]

Do me, just don't make it garbage.

Ooh killem.

my name is prostatus 5
i am fucking garbage
my trickshots are all just luck

Spoiler: show

i dont know what else to say

[Exposed]

So you think you can fuckin' rap, kid?

I'll rap and it'll be ten times as cringe as your amateur bars

Bitch, you think I'm playing aroun'?
I got some sick beats
Your ass is going down.

I got the money
An I got the look
You look like a goddamn
Rusty fishhook

I can drop these beats all day
This ain't no fuckin game
You wanted to play
Your rhymes are fuckin tame

Rap is fuckin gay
But I got my flow
I paid your mom five bucks
And she gave me a blow

Rap is fuckin gay
But I got my flow
Bitch, you think you can rap?
Are you fuckin' slow?

Bitch you ain't nothing
I'm rollin' in dough
Don't you fuckin think
That you got any flow

You're so gay
You fuckin' glow
We both know
You're on the down-low

Fuckin amateurs

Like me

[itblobboy]

So you think you can fuckin' rap, kid?

I'll rap and it'll be ten times as cringe as your amateur bars

Spoiler: show

Bitch, you think I'm playing aroun'?
I got some sick beats
Your ass is going down.

I got the money
An I got the look
You look like a goddamn
Rusty fishhook

I can drop these beats all day
This ain't no fuckin game
You wanted to play
Your rhymes are fuckin tame

Rap is fuckin gay
But I got my flow
I paid your mom five bucks
And she gave me a blow

Rap is fuckin gay
But I got my flow
Bitch, you think you can rap?
Are you fuckin' slow?

Bitch you ain't nothing
I'm rollin' in dough
Don't you fuckin think
That you got any flow

You're so gay
You fuckin' glow
We both know
You're on the down-low

Fuckin amateurs

Like me

Listen, you daft?
Do I really haft
ta shut your mouth for you,
to silence that draft?

If you add up the stupid
of all the stuff you did,
wouldn't meet the IQs,
of the dumbasses to be bruised,
by the mad skills of this "lucky new kid"!

Hey Exposed, what's that mean?
You're just a wealth of obscene
raucous and deafening blunders.
Your ass couldn't sneak by,
or pass for a weak try
to stalk us while passing gas thunders!

Ya rap's shit outta ammo.
You'd get your shit into camo'
'bout as well's a square hole
a round peg would fit in!

Wanna choke me from behind, just try it.
Whatta joke, think I'm blind? Can't deny it,
I'd spy it wittin' a minute,
defy it wit' this rhyme riot I'm spittin'!

I wouldn't step on,
if you'd just step off!
Your microbe sized brain
in your skull shaped trough,
tells you you're breeze cool,
when it's only disease, fool!
Germs got your bod hijacked,
your doctor says "lie back,
"your rap's more a dry hack
than it is a wet-cough!"

If whack rhyme's a plague,
kid, you're an epidemic,
to call you anti-dope's like sayin'
Hitler's anti-Semitic!
You ain't got nothin' yet kid,
get ridda that smug grin.
You better hope it lasts while it's fun,
I got beats and rhymes
that neva' been done,
and'll turn this loss into a GAME WON.

[Exposed]

See, that's good, but it's so fucking unoriginal I died.

I mean, really, it's not that hard to rhyme without copying and pasting someone else's stuffs, in this case a comic.

Really, step up your game.

[Bawss]

So you think you can fuckin' rap, kid?

I'll rap and it'll be ten times as cringe as your amateur bars

Spoiler: show

Bitch, you think I'm playing aroun'?
I got some sick beats
Your ass is going down.

I got the money
An I got the look
You look like a goddamn
Rusty fishhook

I can drop these beats all day
This ain't no fuckin game
You wanted to play
Your rhymes are fuckin tame

Rap is fuckin gay
But I got my flow
I paid your mom five bucks
And she gave me a blow

Rap is fuckin gay
But I got my flow
Bitch, you think you can rap?
Are you fuckin' slow?

Bitch you ain't nothing
I'm rollin' in dough
Don't you fuckin think
That you got any flow

You're so gay
You fuckin' glow
We both know
You're on the down-low

Fuckin amateurs

Like me

Listen, you daft?
Do I really haft
ta shut your mouth for you,
to silence that draft?

If you add up the stupid
of all the stuff you did,
wouldn't meet the IQs,
of the dumbasses to be bruised,
by the mad skills of this "lucky new kid"!

Hey Exposed, what's that mean?
You're just a wealth of obscene
raucous and deafening blunders.
Your ass couldn't sneak by,
or pass for a weak try
to stalk us while passing gas thunders!

Ya rap's shit outta ammo.
You'd get your shit into camo'
'bout as well's a square hole
a round peg would fit in!

Wanna choke me from behind, just try it.
Whatta joke, think I'm blind? Can't deny it,
I'd spy it wittin' a minute,
defy it wit' this rhyme riot I'm spittin'!

I wouldn't step on,
if you'd just step off!
Your microbe sized brain
in your skull shaped trough,
tells you you're breeze cool,
when it's only disease, fool!
Germs got your bod hijacked,
your doctor says "lie back,
"your rap's more a dry hack
than it is a wet-cough!"

If whack rhyme's a plague,
kid, you're an epidemic,
to call you anti-dope's like sayin'
Hitler's anti-Semitic!
You ain't got nothin' yet kid,
get ridda that smug grin.
You better hope it lasts while it's fun,
I got beats and rhymes
that neva' been done,
and'll turn this loss into a GAME WON.

So you think you can fuckin' rap, kid?

I'll rap and it'll be ten times as cringe as your amateur bars

Bitch, you think I'm playing aroun'?
I got some sick beats
Your ass is going down.

I got the money
An I got the look
You look like a goddamn
Rusty fishhook

I can drop these beats all day
This ain't no fuckin game
You wanted to play
Your rhymes are fuckin tame

Rap is fuckin gay
But I got my flow
I paid your mom five bucks
And she gave me a blow

Rap is fuckin gay
But I got my flow
Bitch, you think you can rap?
Are you fuckin' slow?

Bitch you ain't nothing
I'm rollin' in dough
Don't you fuckin think
That you got any flow

You're so gay
You fuckin' glow
We both know
You're on the down-low

Fuckin amateurs

Like me

when did this become a disstrack thread

[Daruni]

*facepalm*

White people.

[Exposed]

*facepalm*

White people.

Like you

[itblobboy]

See, that's good, but it's so fucking unoriginal I died.

I mean, really, it's not that hard to rhyme without copying and pasting someone else's stuffs, in this case a comic.

Really, step up your game.

Haha, I know, I didn't expect nobody to find out. I just thought it would be fun. I have never rapped in my life and do not intend to start, sorry.

*facepalm*

White people.

Sure. I do what I do because I'm white, not because of my cultural tendencies. You're a real shining beacon of social justice, bucko.

[Exposed]

See, that's good, but it's so fucking unoriginal I died.

I mean, really, it's not that hard to rhyme without copying and pasting someone else's stuffs, in this case a comic.

Really, step up your game.

Haha, I know, I didn't expect nobody to find out. I just thought it would be fun. I have never rapped in my life and do not intend to start, sorry.

No need to apologize, none at all! I find your refusal to rap pleasing in a sense, considering that rap really isn't music.

Go classical of go die.

[Bawss]

*facepalm*

White people.

im black