Jacob Sartorius Fanpage

[koalasium]

Haha, tricked you, this isn't a fanpage for tweenage vine star, Jacob Sartorius. No, this is a thread where we tell the brutal, honest truth. If you guys don't know Jacob Sartorius, here's an infamous music video of his which may give you ebolAIDs. Watch at your own risk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvxRsDpXPGo

Anyone who wants to rant about this tweenage star with hair to equal Trump's, please do so. Any fangirls who wish to rant, please do so, while fully knowing that you, Miss Fangirl, are in the minority and that you should make better choices.

[LoveNoThot]

I've listened to that song before, but I've never watched the video. Jesussssssss, look at those dislikes

I honestly don't understand why people hate him so much. ;-;

[asunafromsao]

hOw dArE yoU pRanK mE lIkE tHis thiS is nOt fUnNy jAkuB sArToReeS eEs mY fAvOriTe

[ImJustThatGuy]

Who doesn't hate teen music videos? They're awful, and follow one theme, this boy trying to get this girl to like him, AIDS, I tell you, and especially Jacobs, why do I think this? Well, Just the title of the song, f'ing, sweatshirt, why would I girl want a boys sweatshirt? It's weird, and also, how old is he? He shouldn't be getting a gf at that age (at least a presume, I think hes pretty young ) plus, who the f tries to beat up someone? And is it kinda strange, that there is only one coloured person, and hes bullying? (trying not to be racist) like, whaaat? That seems a little racist, at least, to me, continuing, NICE use of stop motion, Jk, it sucks, sucks more than my Dyson vaccum, how does a sweatshirt come to life, and do stuff like that? plus, what's with that shader thingy, it makes it look more weird, and don't get me started with his arm movement and lyrics, I think I said lyrics, whatever, that stuff is cringy asf, god, its like a remake of JB's Baby. Also, why does everyone laugh at Jacob when that kid throws a paper ball at him, it's not even funny, and the stop motion it pretty bad, they need to take their pictures more better. Also, why at almost any chorus teens musics have, there's this terrible remix s***, im done.

AND YOU COULD WEAR MY, SWEATSHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT...

[asunafromsao]

Who doesn't hate teen music videos? They're awful, and follow one theme, this boy trying to get this girl to like him, AIDS, I tell you, and especially Jacobs, why do I think this? Well, Just the title of the song, f'ing, sweatshirt, why would I girl want a boys sweatshirt? It's weird, and also, how old is he? He shouldn't be getting a gf at that age (at least a presume, I think hes pretty young ) plus, who the f tries to beat up someone? And is it kinda strange, that there is only one coloured person, and hes bullying? (trying not to be racist) like, whaaat? That seems a little racist, at least, to me, continuing, NICE use of stop motion, Jk, it sucks, sucks more than my Dyson vaccum, how does a sweatshirt come to life, and do stuff like that? plus, what's with that shader thingy, it makes it look more weird, and don't get me started with his arm movement and lyrics, I think I said lyrics, whatever, that stuff is cringy asf, god, its like a remake of JB's Baby. Also, why does everyone laugh at Jacob when that kid throws a paper ball at him, it's not even funny, and the stop motion it pretty bad, they need to take their pictures more better. Also, why at almost any chorus teens musics have, there's this terrible remix s***, im done.

AND YOU COULD WEAR MY, SWEATSHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT...

i don't feel liek reading this.

[ImJustThatGuy]

Who doesn't hate teen music videos? They're awful, and follow one theme, this boy trying to get this girl to like him, AIDS, I tell you, and especially Jacobs, why do I think this? Well, Just the title of the song, f'ing, sweatshirt, why would I girl want a boys sweatshirt? It's weird, and also, how old is he? He shouldn't be getting a gf at that age (at least a presume, I think hes pretty young ) plus, who the f tries to beat up someone? And is it kinda strange, that there is only one coloured person, and hes bullying? (trying not to be racist) like, whaaat? That seems a little racist, at least, to me, continuing, NICE use of stop motion, Jk, it sucks, sucks more than my Dyson vaccum, how does a sweatshirt come to life, and do stuff like that? plus, what's with that shader thingy, it makes it look more weird, and don't get me started with his arm movement and lyrics, I think I said lyrics, whatever, that stuff is cringy asf, god, its like a remake of JB's Baby. Also, why does everyone laugh at Jacob when that kid throws a paper ball at him, it's not even funny, and the stop motion it pretty bad, they need to take their pictures more better. Also, why at almost any chorus teens musics have, there's this terrible remix s***, im done.

AND YOU COULD WEAR MY, SWEATSHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT...

i don't feel liek reading this.

You shouldn't, it's too long

[Bawss]

he got more bars than young thug lifestyle
"all i wanna do is MORE than JUST THIS" - jacob sartorius

Spoiler: show

i`d rather listen to some yung child support
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL8Qty-_aNw

[Poodle]

He lives within ten miles of me, uses auto tune, and still sounds bad. He also apparently started his "career" with an anti-bullying thing and turned into a bully.

[omega5]

FUCKING POP MUSIC.

[Q_CrushX1]

Ready for some ear rape?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwN7PMQtlo8

Warning headphone users.

[koalasium]

The most hilarious part about his videos are the comments, and the fangirl minority getting destroyed by everyone else.

He is the result of Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber demon-spawning a new baby.

I honestly don't understand why people hate him so much. ;-;

He is an egocentric, tweenage attention whore who uses others for his own gain and then ditches them later on to pursue his own goals. Probably cuz he's a tween.

[SpitsRawFire]

I've listened to that song before, but I've never watched the video. Jesussssssss, look at those dislikes

I honestly don't understand why people hate him so much. ;-;

He gets paid millions for waving his phone around. (pretty much)

[Dauntless]

He is the new face of "our society has turned to trash."

[DaviM12]

I only found out about him because of this post.
Smart. >.<

[tacofabo]

I listen to sweat shirt everyday <3. Those music.ly videos are amazing too.<3

[Silence]

One of the comments said "I should play this at my cats funeral so that he comes back from the dead to turn it off"

I've never watched the video

Fake Fan

[LoveNoThot]

I've never watched the video

Fake Fan

That moment when you realized I'm not a fan

[Mariofan1]

i love jacob so much i want him to sign my chestal region with a felt tip pen

[koalasium]

i love jacob so much i want him to sign my chestal region with a felt tip pen

I don't think he offers that service to guys. But he does plenty of that to females I think.

[rex24602]

CANCER! Looks like a F*** boy and dances like a trump who had a little to much jack

[RaptorZ7]

Plus that teacher though

so how old is this kid? 12?

And he learns that the square root of 25 is 5 and the square root of 4 is 2.

I'm so proud of him.

[asunafromsao]

Ready for some ear rape?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwN7PMQtlo8

Warning headphone users.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Yyv0iUppU

[Mariofan1]

Nah look at this ear rape of jacob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[asunafromsao]

Nah look at this ear rape of jacob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

10/10 much better

[Dark_Titan]

Isn't this the kid who kept spamming a girl asking for nudes?