The Damn Poll

[Skylox]

Microsoft edge
It's not slow and stuff

[koalasium]

New poll.

[Skylox]

Man of course :/

[koalasium]

Poll update!

[The Lost Last Archer]

Just report it for freaking sexual assault, if you make it alive, considering it is "AGGRESSIVE" xD. They'll probably just put him down anyways, kill them, put him to sleep, . Cuz, they don't have no jails for animals xD.

[itblobboy]

Seems like the appropriate response would be to mate with it. Why keep both of us from sating our desires? Kappa

[Skylox]

Seems like the appropriate response would be to mate with it. Why keep both of us from sating our desires? Kappa

Agreed
If you run away or fight it you might die

[Q_CrushX1]

It's been a while since I last fucked a bison.

Spoiler: show

Was gonna put a Kappa but I didn't wanna copy blob

Spoiler: show

Woah. That's quite large. (sorry blub pls don't kill me)

[koalasium]

New poll.

[itblobboy]

Metric is easier, although I have failed to learn it intuitively. American units have claimed me!

[The Lost Last Archer]

Metric is easier, although I have failed to learn it intuitively. American units have claimed me!

I object xD. I say the, as you said, "American units" are easier considering that they're easier to understand because they are "vaster" (I don't think that's the word I want to use but can't think of another one) amounts. For example, more people will understand saying one inch, instead of like 2.5 centimeters. (I actually think that an inch is 2.54 centimeters but close enough.)

But, since I know you, I will say that you are an outside of the box thinker even though we do sometimes think alike but I mean, these are just opinions, of course.

[koalasium]

New, irrelevant poll.

[The Lost Last Archer]

Lolz, the new poll...

Which one do I like better? ...

Hmm... Garfield, I've watched before, but I thought it was annoying xD.
The rest, I don't even know. Well, Peanuts, I've heard about it, but never actually saw it or anything.

So, I'll just leave the poll like that, I won't mess with it, won't choose anything.

[Skylox]

3+3= 8 turn it and it becomes a peanut

[Poodle]

1.Foxtrot
2.Garfield
3.Zits
4.Pearls before swine

[belding]

I had like every Garfield book when I was a kid. Every time the scholastic book order got passed out in class I got another one.

[koalasium]

New poll.

[Skylox]

Only one hour? Not that much

[itblobboy]

I don't like pancakes and I live on the internet. Seems reasonable to stay true to my inherent waffle affinity attribute.

[koalasium]

Only one hour? Not that much

When the Internet crashes for ten minutes, businesses will crash. Communication will be lost. Panic will ensue as people realize that they are not the only ones without Internet.

After twenty minutes, infrastructure will be lost. Wires must be relied on in order to communicate obscure messages to civilians. Citizens will believe that it's an alien invasion, and without social media to prove that it's true, they will not know right from wrong.

After thirty minutes, nations shall crumble. Enemy nations will blame each other for the failures of the Internet and attack each other. Without effective, long-distance communication methods, defenseless nations shall be annihilated while powerful nations are oblivious to the slaughter. Plunderers will capitalize on this opportunity to wreak havoc.

One hour without Internet may as well kill half the planet. Those not killed physically will be killed emotionally when they realize that they are cut off from their Twitter feeds and Snapchat stories.

Beware the fall of the Internet. Soggy pancakes may be the more lenient option here.

[itblobboy]

There's ambiguity in the poll - I think people read "no internet for one hour" as "I cannot access internet for one hour" instead of "There is no internet for one hour"

[DaviM12]

WORLDWIDE CHAOS is fun >: 3

[koalasium]

There's ambiguity in the poll - I think people read "no internet for one hour" as "I cannot access internet for one hour" instead of "There is no internet for one hour"

Yes, this is why there are more deaths resulting from genies finding loopholes in wishes than people dying from vaping.

[Skylox]

Only one hour? Not that much

When the Internet crashes for ten minutes, businesses will crash. Communication will be lost. Panic will ensue as people realize that they are not the only ones without Internet.

After twenty minutes, infrastructure will be lost. Wires must be relied on in order to communicate obscure messages to civilians. Citizens will believe that it's an alien invasion, and without social media to prove that it's true, they will not know right from wrong.

After thirty minutes, nations shall crumble. Enemy nations will blame each other for the failures of the Internet and attack each other. Without effective, long-distance communication methods, defenseless nations shall be annihilated while powerful nations are oblivious to the slaughter. Plunderers will capitalize on this opportunity to wreak havoc.

One hour without Internet may as well kill half the planet. Those not killed physically will be killed emotionally when they realize that they are cut off from their Twitter feeds and Snapchat stories.

Beware the fall of the Internet. Soggy pancakes may be the more lenient option here.

I don't think it would be that extreme but it would be bad, i like pancakes

[koalasium]

New poll!