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The Damn Poll

Postby koalasium » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:30 pm

So I did a poll of the day WAY back then but then stopped. But now I'm starting again. Please feel free to click my signature to give me a damn, though you are not obligated to do so. But still. Give. Me. Damns!
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06-09-2016: Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton for president?
1) Trump: 1 vote (13%)
2) Clinton: 0 votes (0 %)
3) Idgaf because whoever it is, they're getting assassinated first day of office: 7 votes (88%)
Conclusion: I guess we'd better pick great vice presidents.

06-10-2016: Best way of death?
1) Beheading: 2 votes (13%)
2) Hanging: 1 vote (7%)
3) Lethal injection: 2 votes (13%)
4) Shot to the head so at least I'll get banged before dying: 10 votes (67%)
Conclusion: Majority of us doesn't want to die a virgin.

06-11-2016: Would you rather live forever but be really dumb or live a decade as a super genius?
1) Live forever and be really dumb: 5 votes (29%)
2) Live a decade as a super genius: 12 votes (71%)
Conclusion: Y'all just wanna be smartasses.

06-19-2016: If you look at someone, what do you look at first?
1) Their body: 7 votes (58%)
2) Their personality (pffft...): 4 votes (33%)
3) Their athleticism: 0 votes (0%)
4) Their intelligence: 1 vote (8%)
Conclusion: 58% of us watch Game of Thrones not for the plotline, but for...uh...the hotness. Of the dragons. And Daenerys. What?

06-20-2016: Would you rather be mean and popular or be a nice loner?
1) Mean and popular: 4 votes (33%)
2) Nice loner: 8 votes (67%)
Conclusion: Friends are for the WEAK!

06-21-2016: iPhones or Androids?
1) iPhones: 3 votes (30%)
2) Androids: 6 votes (60%)
3) Nokia ftw: 1 vote (10%)
Conclusion: I guess only a third of us like Apple juice in our chargers.

06-22-2016: Coke or Pepsi?
1) Coke: 7 votes (71%)
2) Pepsi: 2 votes (29%)
Conclusion: We're surrounded by Cokeasians.

06-23-2016: What kind of person are you?
1) Glass half full: 1 vote (11%)
2) Glass half empty: 1 vote (11%)
3) Glass completely full: 2 votes (22%)
4) Glass isn't real: 5 votes (56%)
Conclusion: Optimists and pessimists are simply an illusionary way of expressing perspectives.

06-24-2016: Are these polls enjoyable?
1) Yes: 3 votes (50%)
2) Heck yeah: 1 vote (17%)
3) I enjoy these polls more than my significant other in bed (33%)
Conclusion: Poll is love. Poll is life.

06-25-2016: What browser do you use?
1) Chrome: 4 votes (50%)
2) Internet Explorer: 1 vote (13%)
3) Firefox: 2 votes (25%)
4) Tor ;): 0 votes (0%)
5) Other: 1 vote (13%)
Conclusion: We don't like getting hacked or doing illegal things.

06-26-2016: What gender are you?
1) Male: 4 votes (67%)
2) Female: 1 vote (17%)
3) You can go screw off if you want an "other" button: 1 vote (17%)
Conclusion: We have a smartass here.

06-27-2016: What would you do if an aggressive, single bison wants to mate with you?
1) Run away: 2 votes (22%)
2) Fight it: 1 vote (11%)
3) Mate with it (whoa there, calm down!): 3 votes (33%)
4) Report it for sexual assault: 3 votes (33%)
Conclusion: Y'all are gross.

06-28-2016: Metric System or US Customary System?
1) Metric System: 5 votes (71%)
2) US Customary System: 2 votes (29%)
Conclusion: Rather than inching towards your date, you tend to meter up at a coffee shop or something.

06-29-2016: Which of the following do you like the most?
1) Pearls Before Swine: 1 vote (11%)
2) Garfield: 4 votes (44%)
3) Calvin and Hobbes: 2 votes (22%)
4) Peanuts: 2 votes (22%)
Conclusion: Fat cat. Hahahahaha.

06-30-2016: Soggy pancakes for life or no Internet for one hour?
1) Soggy pancakes for life: 3 votes (20%)
2) No Internet for one hour (80%)
Conclusion: We want to end the world!

07-01-2016: What will cause humanity's extinction?
1) Alien invasion: 0 votes (0%)
2) Robots take over: 0 votes (0%)
3) Killer disease pandemic: 2 votes (33%)
4) Nuclear wasteland: 2 votes (33%)
5) Supervolcano/meteor/comet stuff: 2 votes (33%)
Conclusion: Not one of us complained about God...so we are an open-minded community.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby Misterman22 » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:48 am

You should add a "I'd shoot myself first" option.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby koalasium » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:06 am

New poll!
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby Skylox » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:35 am

Between this ones.... Bullet in the head
But i think getting old and die when you sleep is less painful
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby belding » Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:12 pm

1. I like your polls even though I rarely participate and I support the things you do on the forums because they are far more productive than most stuff on here.

2. It is crazy to me that this seems to be the 2 choices that we have for president. I blame the rediculous 2 party system and closed minded people for it getting to this state.

3. At a glance I thought one of the choices was belding... Turned out it was beheading. I think more people would pick beheading over belding.

Edit: turns out i opened this thread mid change in polls. So it looked like the choices were Trump, Clinton, I don't care or beheading.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby koalasium » Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:24 pm

belding wrote:1. I like your polls even though I rarely participate and I support the things you do on the forums because they are far more productive than most stuff on here.

Thanks, I try my best. ;)

belding wrote:2. It is crazy to me that this seems to be the 2 choices that we have for president. I blame the rediculous 2 party system and closed minded people for it getting to this state.

I agree, it does indeed restrict voting to two choices, and the effectiveness of either of those two candidates relies heavily on the talent available during that time period. Therefore, we get stuck with noobs such as Clinton or Trump.

belding wrote:3. At a glance I thought one of the choices was belding... Turned out it was beheading. I think more people would pick beheading over belding.

Death by belding sounds a bit gross, especially after I saw your "Draw me like one of your french girls" picture.

belding wrote:Edit: turns out i opened this thread mid change in polls. So it looked like the choices were Trump, Clinton, I don't care or beheading.

Had there been the choice, beheading would've been the popular choice.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby koalasium » Sat Jun 11, 2016 3:33 pm

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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby Skylox » Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:17 pm

I would like to die ASAP so ya know
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby koalasium » Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:29 pm

Skylox wrote:I would like to die ASAP so ya know

I hear bleach does a pretty good job.

On a side note, I will be out of Internet service for the next week or so, so daily polls will go on hiatus.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby LoveNoThot » Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:38 pm

koalasium wrote:
Skylox wrote:I would like to die ASAP so ya know

I hear bleach does a pretty good job.

On a side note, I will be out of Internet service for the next week or so, so daily polls will go on hiatus.

Oh no, not bleach. That's like the most painful way to die imo. :shock: Well, cya in a week! :D
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby lolman3o3 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 3:52 am

Yummy, bleach.Sounds appetizing.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby Prostatus5 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:26 pm

If you live forever imagine how much torment you'd go through. After the Earth get's destroyed in any way shape or form you're going to have to deal with the blazing hot temperatures in space, not to mention if it gets eaten by the sun you now live in the sun. THAT WOULD F-ING HURT!
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby Misterman22 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 11:02 pm

I wonder how living forever would work. Can't wait for the next poll!
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby Krobeus » Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:56 pm

are you back koala?
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby koalasium » Sun Jun 19, 2016 1:38 pm

Krobeus wrote:are you back koala?

Heck yes I'm back.

Also, new poll.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby Skylox » Sun Jun 19, 2016 6:53 pm

Personality
The person can be ugly as fudge but at least it's not a ashhole
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby VariusAvus » Sun Jun 19, 2016 7:06 pm

In order of what I look at first to last: Personality, intelligence, body, athleticism.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby DaviM12 » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:12 pm

Can't see smarts. O.o
So lazy... maybe I could do a thing...

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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby LoveNoThot » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:56 pm

If I look at someone, the first thing I would look at is their face :lol:
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby koalasium » Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:49 pm

LoveNoThot wrote:If I look at someone, the first thing I would look at is their face :lol:

If you gonna be that straightforward, that counts as body. But see, I can't see you, so I can only judge you based on your personality. That way, I can sorta tell if you're a girl or a 90 year old pedophile.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby LoveNoThot » Sun Jun 19, 2016 11:01 pm

koalasium wrote:
LoveNoThot wrote:If I look at someone, the first thing I would look at is their face :lol:

If you gonna be that straightforward, that counts as body. But see, I can't see you, so I can only judge you based on your personality. That way, I can sorta tell if you're a girl or a 90 year old pedophile.

Ah, well in that case, I judge based on intelligence. I thought you were a 30-year-old man, lol
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby koalasium » Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:04 am

LoveNoThot wrote:
koalasium wrote:
LoveNoThot wrote:If I look at someone, the first thing I would look at is their face :lol:

If you gonna be that straightforward, that counts as body. But see, I can't see you, so I can only judge you based on your personality. That way, I can sorta tell if you're a girl or a 90 year old pedophile.

Ah, well in that case, I judge based on intelligence. I thought you were a 30-year-old man, lol

Nah fam, I'm a 7 year old extraordinaire koala.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby koalasium » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:18 pm

New poll.
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby Skylox » Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:06 pm

I already am a nice loner in real life \( °3° )/
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Re: The Damn Poll

Postby SinisterPotatoe » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:26 pm

Skylox wrote:I already am a nice loner in real life \( °3° )/


Lol, I'm a loner too. All I do is write, go to school, one person sports, or sports with my dad. My friend says I'm semi-attractive and others have too but I don't even have a girlfriend at 19. But I'd still rather be a loner than a popular person who picks on others. Skylox and other loners, you don't need to be popular to be happy. Just have 1 or 2 good friends and be nice to people. Good people like you make the world go round Skylox! :3
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