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Postby GOD_OF_PAIN » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:25 pm

Once upon a time,

There lived a...
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Postby ImJustThatGuy » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:40 pm

Sauceror, who went by the name of Monkey...

Monkey, go continue this when you get on.
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Postby LOLOL24075002 » Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:25 pm

Who had a talent with sauces. One day, he was wandering on the street after drinking too much mad train wine, and woke up from his drunken stupor to find himself in front of a house. The house seemed to loom over him, and the lights inside flickered eerily. He saw that the door was open, and went in...
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Postby lolman3o3 » Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:29 pm

and immediately got shot dead by some redneck.
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Postby LOLOL24075002 » Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:32 pm

He awoke (again) to find that the redneck was a figure of his imagination, and that he didn't actually have a red neck. He then strolled in the door to what seems to be the kitchen, and is immediately faced with an giant living macaroni noodle, which was grinning at him and rubbing it's little macaroni hands together.
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Postby Cuts » Tue Mar 29, 2016 12:48 am

He ate the friggin macaroni but now he was thirsty...
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Postby zomnuke » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:21 am

so he conjured up some sauce and was soon quenched, but his sauce also healed and made the noodle invincible
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Postby Defender » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:07 am

Then He Pooped In His Pants Cause Of Those Foods.....He Nearly Died For That And Then......
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Postby ImJustThatGuy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:21 am

Another redneck bursts in, holding a machine gun, but suddenly...
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Postby omega5 » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:24 am

ThatGuy came and pooped in Miso's, formerly known as Gret's, pants
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Postby Cuts » Tue Mar 29, 2016 11:39 am

Then I ate a potato!
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Postby DaviM12 » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:17 pm

The redneck finds himself completely confused and runs away. Monkey asks himself what happened, and then starts to think about something as he's alone.

When he peeks outside the house he sees someone else. Monkey, being as cheeky as he is, starts to think about pranking the mysterious person...
So lazy... maybe I could do a thing...

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Postby Cuts » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:39 pm

He tries to give the person a wedgie, but his wrists break since the person's underwear was metal.
who wears metal underwear anyway?
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Postby LOLOL24075002 » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:59 pm

"Gah!" Frustrated by his failure, he summoned a ball of cosmic sauce, and hurled it at the metal underwear. The sauce ricochets and hits him right back in the face.
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Postby ImJustThatGuy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:48 pm

But the redneck used his Mlg skills to 360 No scope monkey, oh!ohoh baby a triple Mlg skrub sauceoror get rekt m90, but suddenly, in a burst of power...
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Postby DaviM12 » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:28 pm

Monkey felt really hurt. Whatever happened to him, he knew he had to do something quickly!
Out of fear, he quickly summons a small pile of sauce and happily starts to eat it. He couldn't eat much of it though, because he didn't have anything to fill with sauce. He leaves the remaining sauce as the redneck prepares something else.

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Postby Cuts » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:38 pm

The door burst open.
A wild Donald Trump appeared!
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Postby GOD_OF_PAIN » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:13 pm

He summons a giant wall covering every inch around the house as he begins to shout


"The mexicans are coming!"
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Postby LOLOL24075002 » Tue Mar 29, 2016 11:35 pm

Face-palming at the ridicularity of the scene, Monkey throws some tomatoes at Donald Trump and leaves the scene.
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Postby Defender » Wed Mar 30, 2016 3:09 am

But He Was Forced to go back at the scene and then....
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Postby DaviM12 » Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:42 am

When Monkey walked back to the house, he saw the massive noodle monster suddenly leave the house and eat Donald Trump! The noodle monster seemed to have been attracted by the sauce leftover.
Monkey was still confused drunk, though. Coupled with his silliness, he starts to try everything to catch the noodle monster's attention. At first the noodle monster didn't mind as Monkey tried to taunt him, but when he summoned another pile of sauce...
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Postby Defender » Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:49 am

Then he ate em !
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Postby ImJustThatGuy » Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:19 pm

After eating the sauce, he became...
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Postby LOLOL24075002 » Wed Mar 30, 2016 11:31 pm

Morbidly obese. He groaned, and promptly crushed the monster with his bulging stomach.
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Postby Defender » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:53 am

But his stomach was to small to eat it so he died the end !
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