Potato Was Found Dead

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Potato Was Found Dead

Postby CaptainPotatoGaming » Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:58 pm

People Were Torturing potatos by cutting them and frying them too at
this place called Mcfronalds
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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby Im_a_merchant » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:29 pm

Can someone explain the point of this thread to me please?
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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby Tomatha » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:35 pm

Im_a_merchant wrote:Can someone explain the point of this thread to me please?


You see, CaptainPotatoGaming is a member of the Role-play community, and likes to use the forums to seek similar people. He is greatly offended, (As the captain of potato gaming,) that potatoes are mercilessly mutilated for no good reason... Or not, it might just be a random thread made by a random person.
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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby Naughty » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:45 pm

RPlaying helps take away the daunting repetitiveness xp grind

i love eating potatoes.

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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby itblobboy » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:18 pm

Im_a_merchant wrote:Can someone explain the point of this thread to me please?


Ever heard of humor? Pretty sure that was the objective.

Sure, I don't think it needed an ENTIRE THREAD about it, but I like it.
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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby koalasium » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:44 pm

Im_a_merchant wrote:Can someone explain the point of this thread to me please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhrfdT7WpKw

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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby SinisterPotatoe » Sat Feb 21, 2015 2:47 pm

For too long have we potatoes lived in fear and shame, as Mcfronalds has mutilated our kin. Too many potatoe lives have been lost. No more. We shall destory our oppressors and take back what is ours. They will feel the pain of being cut up and fried, turned into what they seem to call "french fries". We will have vengence. There will be no mercy. THE POTATOES SHALL RISE.
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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby christopher10280 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:54 pm

It's like the carnivore and the herbivor, buddy.
If carnivores don't eat the herbivore because the carnivores died out, there will be too many herbivors and they will eat up every single plant in the planet. When there's no more food, herbivores will be extinct too....Earth will be a desolate area untill the aliens come and do their...Idk.
Hmm, bad example.

Eh,if the potato(e)s do rise, farmers will stop growing potatoes due to them being to common. Potato will become nearly worthless since their too common. Also, it will hurt the economy due to their cheapness.
Another bad one...


WTH, why are we even worrying about the famed potato!!?? Bees are the main problem! (Maybe that problem passed. Eh.) The colonies are suffering CCD because of you pota-ta...er-tos (And others). Farmer are spraying pesticides on plants. Bees are are suffering from those harmful pesticides. I believed you have already arosen. You wreaked havoc on those bees! When they stop pollinating, other fruits and vegetables are going to be soooo rare that the have the chance of a godly ice blade from a sasquatch! Then, humans will barely have no fruits or vegetables and will only have the meat and dairy (Unless the shortage of fruits and veggies affect the extinction of animals as well). Therefore, shortening their life span. No pollination = no potatoes.


Edit: Uh..yeah, Nvm. I found this article. But you're still killing the melons and berries! Oh and I'm not sure if CCD ended yet. So, I guess I'm listing all the possiblities. So, I rest my case.
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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby INFINITIVE » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:08 pm

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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby lolman3o3 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:56 pm

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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby christopher10280 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:04 pm

Oh and B.T.W. My uncle makes me skin them potatoes everyday as a punishment. (I know his secret past with potatoes whick is why he really makes me do it :twisted: )
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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby lolman3o3 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:14 pm

christopher10280 wrote:Oh and B.T.W. My uncle makes me skin them potatoes everyday as a punishment. (I know his secret past with potatoes whick is why he really makes me do it :twisted: )

...murderer.....
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Re: Potato Was Found Dead

Postby christopher10280 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:46 pm

lolman3o3 wrote:
christopher10280 wrote:Oh and B.T.W. My uncle makes me skin them potatoes everyday as a punishment. (I know his secret past with potatoes whick is why he really makes me do it :twisted: )

...murderer.....
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In my opinion, I think Obama is currently pointing at my Uncle. I knew I shoulda said " All fingers point to uncle #Ihateyoudarnpot"atoes
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