If you had 1 Million dollars!!

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If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby GOD_OF_PAIN » Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:52 am

If the next day you wake up, and walla! You Just won the 1 Million Dollars Lottery Ticket!!! Now the question is, What would be the first thing you would do with the money? :D


Very curious to see the responses :)

And with out further or do, LET THE RESPONSES BEGIN!!!!
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Re: If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby MisoSoup247 » Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:03 am

I'd buy tickets, millions of tickets... and then grind at stalkers....
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Re: If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby madchafer » Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:51 am

I would donate it to the hospital where I'm working at, so that we can have extra rooms, extra machines, extra stocks, extra offices, and more rooms for different occasions. I would also make a shelter under the hospital, in case there are natural disasters occuring. I'll also donate some of it to the poor families of the wor----

*Wakes up*
Wha...? Huh, was a dream, some crazy sh*t! Wait a sec, HAHAHA! I WON THE LOTTERY!! Now...what to do? Strippers, definitely strippers.


And P.S. to Miso, MY F*CKING SIGNATURE ISN'T SUBMITTED YET YOU FORGETFUL BUTTHOLE!!!
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Re: If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby Konrad » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:19 pm

GOD_OF_PAIN wrote:If the next day you wake up, and voilà! You just won...

Fixed.
Easy. I'd invest in stocks and maybe some government bonds while I'm at it. No point just blowing all my money on some short-term... Wait, did someone say strippers!? :shock: Gimme the strippers and single malt :lol:
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Re: If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby ArnoldElfman » Sun Dec 01, 2013 2:38 pm

97k to pay off our house.
25k to pay off my student loans.
15k to pay off my wife's student loans.
15k to pay off my wife's car.

Keep our jobs so that the $1475 we were paying a month on those 4 things we can keep each month.

8k to our checking account just to get us started right.

Put the other 840k in our online savings account and wait for tax time when 400k of it will be taken from us in taxes.

Decide what to do with the rest after that.
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Re: If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby RoySamuels » Sun Dec 01, 2013 3:22 pm

I'd either save it all for the future or invest in it.
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Re: If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby Konrad » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:38 pm

ArnoldElfman wrote:...when 400k of it will be taken from us in taxes.

Aren't lottery and gambling winnings tax-free?

Unless I completely missed a joke here...
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Re: If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby SmilingFear » Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:37 pm

Konrad wrote:
ArnoldElfman wrote:...when 400k of it will be taken from us in taxes.

Aren't lottery and gambling winnings tax-free?


No. I'm sure it depends on the lottery but when you're winning hundreds of thousand of dollars (or millions) you're going to be taxed.
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Re: If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby Konrad » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:32 pm

SmilingFear wrote:No. I'm sure it depends on the lottery but when you're winning hundreds of thousand of dollars (or millions) you're going to be taxed.

Woah that sucks. Where I live, any winning/gift/trust fund payout is non-taxable, unless its value increased since you first acquired it. I suppose that's why professional gambling is harder to live off in the US.
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Re: If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby Metalmorphosist » Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:03 pm

I'd spend it on McDonalds and get obese. Nah, just kidding. I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
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Re: If you had 1 Million dollars!!

Postby WhoAmI24 » Sun Jun 07, 2020 5:13 pm

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