Jokes!
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:34 am
Post your jokes here, and see who does the best!
My Formal Character, is a mexican child, called "Juan" And Juan's friends, are all retarded
Lets start shall we?!
*One day, Juan must pass his homework before its overdue*
Teacher: JUAN! Why can't you follow any of my instructions?! If you don't pass your homework tomorrow, you'll surely redo this grade! Ask your parents for help this time....
Juan: Yes Maam!
*Back at home*
Juan: Mama! I'm home! Whats the answer for number one?!
Mother: *Cooking Fried Chicken* *Oil lands on arm* AGHH! WHAT THE F*CK! BLACK NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! ASSHOLE!
Juan: Okay...What.....Black....Nigga.....Asshole...Thanks Mama!
Juan: Papa! Whats the answer for number two ?
Dad: *In the toilet* I'm sitting in the bowl! I'm sitting in the bowl!
Juan: Okay...Sitting.....the.....bowl....Okay! Thanks papa!
Juan: Bro! Whats the answer for number three?
Brother: *Reciting a school play* I shall return!
Juan: Okay, I shall return....Thanks bro!
*Back at school*
Teacher: Juan! Did you do your homework?!
Juan: Yes Maam! And my family helped me!
Teacher: Good, what is number one?
Juan: AGHH! NIGGA! NIGGA! NIGGA! ASSHOLE!
Teacher: JUAN! Sit down immediately!
Juan: *Proceeds to number two* I'm sitting in the bowl! I'm sitting in the bowl!
Teacher: Go To the Principal's office right now!!
Juan: *Proceeds to number three* I shall return!!
Juan: Is it all correct teacher?!
Teacher: JUST GET OUT YOU FILTHY PIG!
My Formal Character, is a mexican child, called "Juan" And Juan's friends, are all retarded
Lets start shall we?!
*One day, Juan must pass his homework before its overdue*
Teacher: JUAN! Why can't you follow any of my instructions?! If you don't pass your homework tomorrow, you'll surely redo this grade! Ask your parents for help this time....
Juan: Yes Maam!
*Back at home*
Juan: Mama! I'm home! Whats the answer for number one?!
Mother: *Cooking Fried Chicken* *Oil lands on arm* AGHH! WHAT THE F*CK! BLACK NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! ASSHOLE!
Juan: Okay...What.....Black....Nigga.....Asshole...Thanks Mama!
Juan: Papa! Whats the answer for number two ?
Dad: *In the toilet* I'm sitting in the bowl! I'm sitting in the bowl!
Juan: Okay...Sitting.....the.....bowl....Okay! Thanks papa!
Juan: Bro! Whats the answer for number three?
Brother: *Reciting a school play* I shall return!
Juan: Okay, I shall return....Thanks bro!
*Back at school*
Teacher: Juan! Did you do your homework?!
Juan: Yes Maam! And my family helped me!
Teacher: Good, what is number one?
Juan: AGHH! NIGGA! NIGGA! NIGGA! ASSHOLE!
Teacher: JUAN! Sit down immediately!
Juan: *Proceeds to number two* I'm sitting in the bowl! I'm sitting in the bowl!
Teacher: Go To the Principal's office right now!!
Juan: *Proceeds to number three* I shall return!!
Juan: Is it all correct teacher?!
Teacher: JUST GET OUT YOU FILTHY PIG!