ok ok first off yes I did die and leave the forum/game and just turned off all internet connections
but for a good cause I have been playing some Ps2 Games I don't wanna spoil but I have been playing
and planning on reviewing DAH 2 and I have been torturing my mind by playing sonic unleashed
and I have also been doing a little CTT (no not click to talk Crash Tag Team racing)
I have good news tho Here is my latest review so without further Poop Here is DAH 2!!!!!
First off This game is freaking amazing I cannot hold my excitement when I look at its case Its bootiful
its lovely it makes me Cry Too see such a glorious game that doesn't get the fame it deserves
Sadly I only own DAH 1 the original first game and the second game.
Its simple You play as Crypto a genocidal alien that has come to earth for the Virgin Furon DNA!!!!
and his mentor OrthaPox will lead him to get dat DNA its more fun then it sounds.
Ok so we last left crypto At bay city where he is now the president And he is partying at Bay City
what he doesn't know is the Mother Ship where Orthapox (his mentor) is extracting some brain DNA
Is about to be BLOWN TO BITS!!!! By the KGB a soviet Secret agency after the Rocket destroys the mother ship
a KGB Agent attempts to kill Crypto and that's when you play! you start off by shooting some KGB Agents
then get to pox and blah blah blah I didn't care to give a damn at this part of the game but he meets
Orthapox's hologram Which he stored his brain(?) in somehow just in case this happened.
Gonna fast forward sorry its too much to explain what happens and all that
so eventually they get to the second city/State in the game Albion (England or some place)
And that's when Crypto a while later gets Fooled and Drugged by Ponsboby or something and he is some weirdo
with a blue Tuxedo and a umbrella and he has a hat he is working with the KGB So after that you kill ponsby
and then meet This Hawt Chicken named Natalyia (Note: she isn't a real chicken)
Here is how she looks
Anyways after that crypto gets jealous because this douchebag named Sergei (I call him Sir Gay)
Takes her away and Does secret agent stuff (spying on the KGB and stuff) and blah blah blah
they eventually get to Tokoshima basically a Japan Cliché they got Ninjas Asians Chinese cops and they got a volcano
and they even got a black ninja vs white ninja thing.
So blah blah blah there is a mission where you gotta fight a Godzilla Boss but its actually hard its very challenging
since hardly anything hurts it and if you do get damage it heals from the buildings around which there are a lot
but anyways after it took me 1--2 hours to beat the boss turns out shes a little girl and then they go to Tunguska
a weird Russian place and then blah blah blah do some odd jobs and blah blah blah Then you get to the top
of the KGB Base where there is a battle ship and Orthapox tells Crypto That The ship is a blisk ship!
The blisk are an alien race from Mars and the furons are enemies with them and they supposedly
Wiped their whole race out but they let ONE Ship go away and that's the ship so somehow they reproduced
and made more =/ and after some blah blah The bad guy Milenkov (he is Russian I call him Milk-En-Hooves)
Kidnaps natalyia and almost turns her into a blisk here is how they look:
Some are smaller and easier to kill but yea =/ after all that you rescue her and then You go to the MOON!!!
This is the end of the game and its pretty sad because they don't got a lot of missions and collectibles on the moon.
oh and the only thing worth collecting in this game are furotech cells to get Better upgrades
for your Weapons best thing to upgrade would be The Zap-o-Matic Anyways they get to the moon
Destroy the blisk base and then Milk-En-Hooves Kills Natalyia! And then he turns into a blisk himself
but he is a pretty easy boss Anyways after using all my weapons on him and with the help of Gastro I destroyed
Milk-En-Blisk then the game ends with the cut scene where Crypto Clones Natalyia (furons can clone themselves)
And The game ends with crypto chilling on the moon in his saucer.
The game doesn't have any online Or replay value but I tried to beat the game without dying to see if there
is a secret cut scene but No I did all that for nothing I had to turn off the Ps2 to make sure It didn't save
my deaths but it was all for nothing -_- oh well I cannot wait to get Big Willy or path of the furon for Ps3
At least I can look forward to getting those from gamestop
This game does have Multiplayer
but only two controllers but its no use in Doing that because not only do I not have a second controller that works
for this game But when playing with a friend You gotta be TOGETHER like TOGETHER you cannot
leave too far or else you'll be Restricted from moving forward =/ idk how to explain it but the CO-OP
is horrible but useful when fighting bosses or creating havoc but whatever =/
Its goooooooooooooood but the graphics aren't as good but then again The Bugs and Glitches are So facking
funny So I rate it 9/10