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GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:12 pm
by Jerek'sBabyMama
I'm done with this game; GTA 5 is about to take over my life, then I'm getting a casino job, and that'll be it for me, game wise.

So, all my plethora of expensive shit is up for grabs. First one to amuse me gets it. People that shit talk Click To Talk get a preference.

Make me laugh, cretins.

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:35 pm
by Gregore
Q. How many Click to Talk members does it take to screw in a light bulb?


























A. All of them. One to screw in the light bulb and the rest to discuss the ethics of screwing light bulbs.

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:54 pm
by RoySamuels
Gregore wrote:Q. How many Click to Talk members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. All of them. One to screw in the light bulb and the rest to discuss the ethics of screwing light bulbs.


HAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:57 pm
by SOUL_SLAYER
what do you call a black man on the moon?






















an astronaut you racist bastards

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:59 pm
by SOUL_SLAYER
how do you get four gay men to sit on one bar stool?



















you turn it upside down

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:00 pm
by RoySamuels
SOUL_SLAYER wrote:how do you get four gay men to sit on one bar stool?
you turn it upside down


Okay if things are going to get inappropriate this should stop.

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:00 pm
by SOUL_SLAYER
why do click to talk members smell?



















so blind people can hate them too

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:01 pm
by SOUL_SLAYER
c'mon roy its all in good fun

if this offends anoyone ill take it down, just pm me

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:44 pm
by BarrettM82A1
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to another and said: "Dam!"

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:32 am
by belding
Just give it to Gregore. he has never done anything to you right? (sarcasm) i think it is funny most of the stuff i post on here needs the sarcasm tag. I guess i have a different sense of humor than most.

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:39 pm
by machstormer
2 "Click to Talks" walk into a bar.
You would have thought ONE of them would have seen it!
OUCH! :lol:


So, you quitting for real this time?
I saw your "omg" listed in a guild last week.
In fact, it was the ONLY name in that guild. :)
Are you quitting BOTH characters?
Sorry, I guess I just miss "A Nu Start". :cry:

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:42 pm
by machstormer
How do you confuse a member of "Click to Talk"?












Put them in a round room and tell them to stand in the corner.


Now then, how does a member of "Click to Talk" confuse THE WORLD?























they find one.


How do you confuse them AGAIN?










Tell them it's the wrong corner.

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:50 pm
by machstormer
Seriously though, good luck with your new job.
Hope you have a wonderful life as well.

contact me sometime, if you feel like it that is.

machstormer@yahoo.com
pm through:
Helmet heroes forum
NewGrounds.com (user name "mach-stormer")

I'm not connected to any social networks. sorry.

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:59 pm
by machstormer
Oh, i suppose anyone else out there can contact me as well. :roll:
Yes, even "Click to Talk"


********WARNING********

I HAVE SEVERAL WEAPONS, ROPES, A SHOVEL, AND APPROXIMATELY 560 ACRES OF GOVT. LAND BEHIND MY HOUSE.
NO TROLLS PLEASE :lol:

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:22 am
by Jerek'sBabyMama
I think since I initially quit I've logged on twice and haven't gained a single exp point. So, yeah, I'm pretty well donezers. Got me a lady frann' too, so it's also sapping my time to play le vidya.

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:24 pm
by belding
How did Paula dean's career fall apart?






She tried to join click to talk and gregore did his standard background check.

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:11 am
by Jerek'sBabyMama
...*snicker*

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:22 pm
by Jager
3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small dick, maybe I have the smallest dick in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" And the third guys looks and says, "...Who the hell is Gregore?!"

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:54 pm
by Stabber
That one might have gone a little too far...

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:57 pm
by RoySamuels
Stabber wrote:That one might have gone a little too far...


I lel a bit, but that was kind of far.

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 1:03 pm
by itblobboy
Am I the only one who has heard that joke 100 times over before this?

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 1:04 pm
by RoySamuels
itblobboy wrote:Am I the only one who has heard that joke 100 times over before this?


Most likely, this is the first time I've heard of it.

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 1:55 pm
by Gregore
Train joke train! I'll go first.

Q. How do train's eat their food?











































A. They chew chew!

Re: GTA5=Me Giving My Crap Away

PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 2:10 pm
by BarrettM82A1
Q. How do you find a missing train?





























A. You follow the tracks!