My life as a noob 2
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:00 pm
I kept going like you wanted me to. ( viewtopic.php?f=7&t=52740 )
My life as a noob 1 -( viewtopic.php?f=7&t=50774&hilit=+my+life+as+a+noob )
Continuation......( sorry for spelling errors)
Dear: Internet
12/3/17
It appears so that the kraken is a curious magical creature, it looks as if a repguana, magmagon and a squad had a threesome and the end result was an abomination coated in a lot of N.O.P. E but yet it drops high level armors covered in its urine my dearest high level friends guide these armors jealously but yet I must confess that I do steal them time to time and sell them to unaware customers telling them that the armor was just covered in acid… sad to say that kraken urine is acidic.
----FORGIVE ME
13/3/17
Today the yellow eggs on the floor stop making new monsters this is bad as to my pets now have to find a new way to die uselessly, like I said in my last entry I sold my beloved pets for tixs and money but I am afraid to say I have done it again… I sold Kofi for 11m and my other 4 pets for 4.5m the money was used in getting everyone in HH a prostitute so that the world would be a better place.
6 hours later….
Today I met a nasty Filipino boy he said very bad words like “Kamusta” , “Selling good state stalker” and so on…. Honestly I don’t know what he was trying to tell me but I agreed with whatever non-sense he said and shake hands with him. When he was offline I told Soselas about the encounter and he pointed out that when I shook hands with the Filipino boy I had no idea what so ever I had agreed to Soselas told me that this is how the devil buy souls, I am afraid this might be my last entry.
----SILVER_BULLET
My life as a noob 1 -( viewtopic.php?f=7&t=50774&hilit=+my+life+as+a+noob )
Continuation......( sorry for spelling errors)
Dear: Internet
12/3/17
It appears so that the kraken is a curious magical creature, it looks as if a repguana, magmagon and a squad had a threesome and the end result was an abomination coated in a lot of N.O.P. E but yet it drops high level armors covered in its urine my dearest high level friends guide these armors jealously but yet I must confess that I do steal them time to time and sell them to unaware customers telling them that the armor was just covered in acid… sad to say that kraken urine is acidic.
----FORGIVE ME
13/3/17
Today the yellow eggs on the floor stop making new monsters this is bad as to my pets now have to find a new way to die uselessly, like I said in my last entry I sold my beloved pets for tixs and money but I am afraid to say I have done it again… I sold Kofi for 11m and my other 4 pets for 4.5m the money was used in getting everyone in HH a prostitute so that the world would be a better place.
6 hours later….
Today I met a nasty Filipino boy he said very bad words like “Kamusta” , “Selling good state stalker” and so on…. Honestly I don’t know what he was trying to tell me but I agreed with whatever non-sense he said and shake hands with him. When he was offline I told Soselas about the encounter and he pointed out that when I shook hands with the Filipino boy I had no idea what so ever I had agreed to Soselas told me that this is how the devil buy souls, I am afraid this might be my last entry.
----SILVER_BULLET