...namely, two really, really spiffy perks.
Let's just say if anyone in our guild needs to buy/sell things, give you're ol' buddy OMG a ring a ling, and I'll help you out in a jiffy.
TO THE RANKINGS!
Darren- Lv 125 (+11)
belding- Lv 112 (+6)
Currensy- Lv 109 (-) NEW MEMBER!
------------------------------------- (Above this line, f*** you for making me look bad in my own guild >,<)
omglolwtfbbq- Lv 106 (+4)
wangskie29- Lv 104 (+6)
LittlePrince- Lv 92 (0)
WHITEpower- Lv 89 (0)
adictoooz- Lv 85 (+7) +1 Rank!
huy36112- Lv 80 (0) -1 Rank
boomer567- Lv 77 (-) NEW MEMBER!
bran986- Lv 72 (0)
Gnarrzter- Lv 72 (+1)
MBazeBest- Lv 70 (0)
29019221- Lv 69 (+11) +2 Rank!
Condon- Lv 69 (-) NEW MEMBER!
konamenlolo- Lv 63 (+1) -1 Rank
vaqueiro- Lv 62 (+3) -1 Rank
Gabe1- Lv 52 (0)
Alzi- Lv 51 (0)
--------------------------------------- (Below this line, you're safe for about another week or two...)
bhoxzkhen- Lv 49 (0)
JereksBabyMama-Lv 49 (0)
brandon343- Lv 48 (+2) +1 Rank!
NoisyKiller- Lv 47 (0) -1 Rank
DXFACE1000- Lv 47 (+5) +2 Rank!
Gladiator- Lv 46 (+6) +5 Rank!!!
blah779- Lv 45 (+12) +11 RANK!!!!!
Kuraradou- Lv 44 (0) -3 Rank
steveHOLT- Lv 43 (0) -3 Rank
Feline- Lv 42 (+1) -1 Rank
Danimal- Lv 41 (0) -3 Rank
Lord_Eclipse- Lv 41 (0) -1 Rank
-------------------------------------- (Below this line, you're at risk!)
anuna123- Lv 39 (0) -1 Rank
Shado 1- Lv 39 (-) TRIAL MEMBER!
Dorianh- Lv 37 (0) -1 Rank
Wanko- Lv 37 (0) -1 Rank
zero8362- Lv 37 (0) -1 Rank
Naurtokitten101- Lv 35 (0) -1 Rank
like_A_Bozz- Lv 34 (0) -1 Rank
Rando- Lv 32 (0)
gboyss- Lv 32 (+2) +1 Rank!
Dearly Departed This Week:
axelis1d01- Lv 33 (One of the first people to join my guild, but I know they haven't been on in at least two weeks...)
LMAFO- Lv 28 (0) (Way too low to allow for three days of inactivity...)
johnson10- Lv 31 (0) (Combo of both...)
SAY HEY, HOW'S THINGS TO:
Condor- Lv 69, Magician extraordinaire! (Who apparently also has a servant!)
Currensy- Lv 109, righteous dude and all around swell guy!
boomer567- Lv 77, grinder of all things frog related!
Shado1- Lv 39, the up and coming wonderguy!
We did good things the last three days, but there's still 9 people hanging below the cut line...I knocked three players out of the guild so far, and more cuts are coming. Considering I now have the power of mercantilism (amirite?) I fully expect many higher level players to consider jumping over to our guild simply as a means of effectively selling those super lucrative wares. So if you want me to make sure you stick around, gain a level or two every few days. That's all I ask, I promise. Rando is most likely to be chopped, so hopefully you come back and grind a bit in the next few days.
That's my update for today; work beckons for the next five days, so I'll be on sparingly here and there. Next status report? Monday. G'luck, minions!
Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over: an analyst and a therapist, the world’s first “analrapist.”
Tobias Funke: My personal Jesus.