by Jerek'sBabyMama » Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:57 pm
So, yeah, Subject Header says it all; we're officially the number 5 guild on Helmet Heroes! Pretty swanky, amirite, my legion of no good a-holes and d-bags?
We've officially hit capacity with the 39th member of our merry guild joining up, meaning it's time to start setting quotas if we're going to keep the guild growing and advancing. This may not sound all that great, but the quotas aren't going to be anything too unrealistic for the casual gamer to hit per timeframe; I'm more loyal to current members than I am people wanting to join, but if you aren't playing at all and you aren't saying anything about not being able to...see ya, brah.
So, for this week, the quota number to hit is the minimum allowed level as soon as we fill; Level 40.
Here's a handy dandy rankings chart of all the members of our fine f***ed up guild, including the dreaded "Mendoza Line" for those of you that have some work to do, homes.
Darren- Lv 114
belding- Lv 106
------------------------------------- (Above this line, f*** you for making me look bad in my own guild >,<)
omglolwtfbbq- Lv 102
wangskie29- Lv 98
LittlePrince- Lv 92
WHITEpower- Lv 89
huy36112- Lv 80
adictoooz- Lv 78
bran986- Lv 72
Gnarrzter- Lv 71
MBazeBest- Lv 70
konamenlolo- Lv 62
vaqueiro- Lv 59
29019221- Lv 58
Gabe1- Lv 52
Alzi- Lv 51
--------------------------------------- (Below this line, you're safe for about another week or two...)
bhoxzkhen- Lv 49
JereksBabyMama-Lv 49
NoisyKiller- Lv 47
brandon343- Lv 46
Kuraradou- Lv 44
steveHOLT- Lv 43
DXFACE1000- Lv 42
Danimal- Lv 41
Feline- Lv 41
Lord_Eclipse- Lv 41
Gladiator- Lv 40
-------------------------------------- (Below this line, you're at risk!)
anuna123- Lv 39
Dorianh- Lv 37
Wanko- Lv 37
zero8362- Lv 37
Naurtokitten101- Lv 35
like_A_Bozz- Lv 34
axelis1d01- Lv 33
blah779- Lv 33
Rando- Lv 32
johnson10- Lv 31
gboyss- Lv 30
LMAFO- Lv 28
We have 12 members that need to step up and level in the next 72 hours or be at risk of getting the ol' boot. To help you lower guildies have some additional incentive to get to 40, I'm paying $2,500 (in game gold, numbnuts) to each of you guys that reach 40 before the deadline, and the same amount to any of my level 40-50 peeps that can crunch it up to 55 before the deadline. That means you have til 6 pm CST on Wednesday to hit your marks, gang.
For the 50-80 group, let's focus on staying around the Woods as a group and using the guild exp share to really boost those levels up. My advice to guildies all in one location? Make an agreement before you start slaying things to cash share all the loot you procure while you're there. That way, everyone is grinding up an equal amount of dough and players that are better suited as salesmen can go sell the loot for a profit while the rest can sit back and hack and slash and...shoot...and wave a wand away, I guess.
80+? You're with me whenever I'm on, and we'll be tackling the new Robo City area, with all the bots and stalkers, and kill looters and shit. We'll wreck things, create general disarray, and be what this guild is supposed to be; a group of happy-go-lucky trouble seekers.
Final note: I've already gotten one Future Helmet drop from the bots, so guildies looking for cheap Future Helms should ask the higher level guys about getting them; I'll sell them to you guys for 90k (about 10-20k lower than your average seller) and all guildies need to set the same price if selling in guild; don't rip your brothers off, brother.
Seacrest out!
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