Buying 1000000 kilometres from me for $2 billion. If only I had that much mileage on me...

Then, he offers to buy $1 billion for $2 billion, a fantastic exchange rate:

I am sceptical and lost by the scheme's deep mechanics, so he reassures me of its simplicity and efficacy.
Apparently, he's now a fine furniture dealer:

Kilometres, dams and furniture. His sales pitch falls apart. I put it down to nerves.

0/10 Would not buy his furniture.